How to not make a photograph (2)

1.Buy your film at a flea market
2. Shoot the film with a camera from a discount store.
3. Leave the film lying around for ages.
4. Develop the film in wintertime in your parents’ basement where all your liquids have reached the cozy temperature of 15 degrees Celsius.
5. Cut the negatives in the wrong places.
6. Use a crappy scanner.