...Please dont fuck with my Buddy!

Some animals are not just animals

The summer night is like a perfection of thought.

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

...To show off all the saints I've saved

Wash the flags - I'm coming home
I've packed my bags - I'm coming home
Shave your head - I'm coming home
Save a place - I'm coming home
I'm coming home, I'm coming home mama
Raise the dead - I'm coming home
Hold your breath - I'm coming home
Shave your legs - I'm coming home

Well I went to see Dr Tarkini, dressed in a yellow polka dot bikini...

...Two dead marines standing in a line
Drink to me! this heavenly body
Every inch of winning thing...

A jockey is all I want to be.

And finally, OH MY MASTER,
when my useful strength is gone,
do not turn me out to starve or freeze,
or sell me to some cruel owner,
to be slowly tortured and starved to death;

but do thou, My Master, take my life in the kindest ways,
and your God will reward you here and hereafter.

You will not consider me irreverent if I ask this
in the name of HIM who was born in a stable.

AMEN

Little Pandas paint by number party

If I was more like you
More soft
More pale
We could take drugs together
Hand in hand
Like father and son
I could live with you
Ten-thousand-times-a-minute

Give up...

Xiu Xiu Ten-Thousand-Times-A-Minute

Im the man you dont meet everyday

But within the dark
There is a shine
One tiny spark
That's yours and mine

Fabulous Muscles

Break my face in
It was the kindest touch you ever gave
Wrap my dreams around your thighs
And drape my hope upon the chance to touch your arm
Fabulous muscles
Cremate me after you cum on my lips
Honey boy place my ashes in a vase
Beneath your workout bench
No romance no sexiness
But a star-filled night
Kneeling down before the now familiar flesh
Of your deformed penis
Wigging out before the unfamiliar flesh
Of my broken neck
Xiu Xiu - Fabulous Muscles